“Even I’m cold-blooded about this spending climate.”

Crocs has announced plans to reduce orders for the second half of the year due to a cautious consumer environment. The company's CEO expressed concern over discretionary spending, leading to a nearly 30% drop in shares following the warning.

Source: Crocs reducing orders in the second half due to cautious consumer (cnbc.com)

“Hope their atmosphere doesn’t smell like cheese.”

Astronomers have identified signs of a giant gas planet located just four-and-a-half light years from Earth. This newly found planet may have moons that could potentially support life, expanding our understanding of habitable environments in the universe.

Source: New signs found of giant gas planet in 'Earth's neighbourhood' (bbc.com)

“The Galactic Senate calls it 'creative differences.'”

Disney and Lucasfilm announced they have settled a lawsuit with actress Gina Carano, who claimed she was wrongfully terminated from her role in 'The Mandalorian' in 2021. The terms of the settlement have not been disclosed.

Source: Gina Carano reaches settlement with Disney and Lucasfilm over 'Mandalorian' firing (nbcnews.com)

“The cartoon nailed one thing: her animosity.”

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has condemned the creators of South Park for their portrayal of her in a recent episode. She described their depiction as lazy and petty, criticizing the show's tendency to mock women based on their appearance.

Source: Kristi Noem blasts 'South Park' after show brutally mocks her appearance (nypost.com)

“And that's why I became a meteorologist.”

Firefighters are working to contain the Canyon fire, which has expanded to nearly 5,000 acres in northern Los Angeles and Ventura counties. The rapid growth of the fire has prompted mandatory evacuations for local residents as crews attempt to establish control over the blaze.

Source: Canyon fire explodes to nearly 5,000 acres; thousands evacuated in L.A., Ventura counties (latimes.com)

“Colonoscopies: The new 45th birthday surprise!”

Recent studies by the American Cancer Society indicate that updated colorectal cancer screening guidelines have resulted in a notable increase in diagnoses among individuals aged 45 to 49. This trend highlights the importance of early detection and awareness of cancer risks in younger populations.

Source: Colorectal cancer diagnoses soar among younger adults for one key reason (aol.com)

“The Colt is calling an audible.”

Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson's planned playing time was cut short during Thursday night's game against the Ravens due to an injury. The incident occurred on the team's second offensive possession, impacting the team's strategy for the remainder of the game.

Source: Anthony Richardson: I looked down and saw my finger in a different direction (nbcsports.com)

“Did I miss the memo on new orders?”

Chancellor Friedrich Merz announced that Germany will not approve any exports of military equipment that could potentially be used in Gaza. This decision marks a significant stance from one of Israel's key international supporters amid ongoing tensions in the region.

Source: Germany halts exports of military equipment to Israel that could be used in Gaza (apnews.com)

“The odds are never in our favor.”

Las Vegas is experiencing a decline in tourism, which may indicate broader economic issues in the United States. Economists suggest that changes in tourism patterns in Las Vegas can reflect consumer confidence and the overall health of the national economy.

Source: What Vegas’ tourism decline suggests about the U.S. economy : NPR (npr.org)

“Redistricting: The art of advanced puzzle mastery.”

Texas Republicans are advancing a mid-decade redistricting bill aimed at gaining congressional seats. Critics, including Democrats, argue that the bill would suppress the votes of Black and brown residents in Austin, raising concerns about electoral fairness and representation.

Source: GOP's Texas map has Austin residents sharing district with rural Texans 300 miles away (abcnews.go.com)