“Did someone say 'jurisdiction' or 'gator-diction'?”

A federal judge in Miami has issued a temporary restraining order to pause construction on the 'Alligator Alcatraz' migrant detention center. The decision comes as attorneys debate potential violations of environmental laws related to the project, affecting various construction activities.

Source: Federal judge issues temporary restraining order on "Alligator Alcatraz," pausing construction for 14 days (cbsnews.com)

“It's time we both moved on.”

Google and Valve will discontinue support for the beta version of Steam on ChromeOS starting January 1, 2026. Users of Steam on Chromebooks will need to seek alternatives as the platform will no longer be available for this operating system.

Source: Google and Valve will kill “Steam for Chromebooks” experiment in January 2026 (arstechnica.com)

“Do we just need a bigger glove?”

Indianapolis Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson left the game in the first quarter due to a dislocated finger after being sacked. He may return to practice as early as Saturday, depending on his recovery.

Source: Sources -- Colts' Anthony Richardson could return as soon as Saturday (espn.com)

“The DOJ's new witness has a nut allergy.”

The Department of Justice is pursuing action against U.S. District Judge James Boasberg after he ruled there was probable cause for criminal contempt regarding the Trump administration's handling of Venezuelan migrants. This decision has sparked a divided response from a federal appeals court.

Source: Appeals court tosses judge's contempt order in case over Venezuelans sent to El Salvador (cbsnews.com)

“Checkmate, as long as popcorn’s included.”

The Boston Celtics have officially signed head coach Joe Mazzulla to a multi-year contract extension. The team has not revealed the specific terms of the deal, but expressed excitement about Mazzulla's continued leadership.

Source: Boston Celtics sign head coach Joe Mazzulla to multi-year contract extension (sports.yahoo.com)

“Strategy: keep it light to stay afloat.”

The Cleveland Browns are starting rookie quarterback Shedeur Sanders in their preseason opener, leading to concerns that they may be setting him up for failure. Despite the team's past struggles, analysts suggest that drafting Sanders indicates they believe in his potential.

Source: Opportunity knocks for Shedeur Sanders (nbcsports.com)

“Look, a skyscraper-sized sudoku puzzle.”

Federal prosecutors have begun investigating the office of New York Attorney General Letitia James, who previously filed a civil fraud case against former President Donald Trump. The investigation is in its early stages, and further details are not yet available.

Source: DOJ opens investigation into New York AG's office that brought fraud case against Trump (nbcnews.com)

“Justice is a real page-turner today.”

A federal appeals court has ruled that Judge James Boasberg cannot proceed with criminal contempt actions against Trump administration officials in a significant immigration case. The decision reflects ongoing legal disputes surrounding immigration policies and the actions of former officials.

Source: Federal appeals court halts criminal contempt proceedings against Trump officials in immigration case (cnn.com)

“Space is closed for cleaning.”

The Perseid meteor shower is set to peak soon, but a bright moon will hinder visibility during the peak viewing time early Wednesday morning. Experts recommend waiting about a week for better viewing conditions when the skies will be darker.

Source: Perseids 2025: When to watch summer's best meteor shower (apnews.com)

“'South Park'—the true litmus test for legacy.”

Kristi Noem, the U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security, responded to criticism from the animated series 'South Park,' calling it 'lazy' and 'petty.' This comes after the show featured her in a controversial segment, sparking a public exchange between her and the creators.

Source: Kristi Noem Slams South Park as 'Lazy, Petty' After ICE Takedown (variety.com)