“Yawn, it's just a Shane van Routine.”

Shane van Gisbergen celebrated his fourth consecutive victory in road or street course racing. He expressed excitement about the race, highlighting the enjoyable battles he faced during the competition. His success reflects his skill and the support from his team.

Source: What drivers said at Watkins Glen after another victory for Shane van Gisbergen (nbcsports.com)

“Guess we'll deal them in this hand.”

Nvidia and Advanced Micro Devices have reached an agreement to share revenue from specific chip sales in China with the U.S. government. This decision is influenced by the ongoing impact of tariffs imposed during Donald Trump's presidency, affecting the global economy.

Source: Nvidia AMD 15% of China chip sales revenues to U.S. FT reports (cnbc.com)

“Is water hazard insurance a thing?”

Tommy Fleetwood briefly led the FedEx St. Jude Championship but faltered in the final stretch, allowing Justin Rose to take the victory. This marks another missed opportunity for Fleetwood to secure his first PGA Tour win.

Source: FedEx St. Jude Championship: Justin Rose surges late to win in a playoff as Tommy Fleetwood stumbles again (sports.yahoo.com)

“Inflation: a real lift with every report.”

U.S. stock futures showed slight gains on Sunday night, positioning the market close to all-time highs. Investors are anticipating important inflation reports this week, including the Consumer Price Index (CPI) and Producer Price Index (PPI), which could impact market performance.

Source: Stock market today: Live updates (cnbc.com)

“Is this walk covered by political insurance?”

JD Vance is under scrutiny after allegedly requesting a new communications strategy regarding Jeffrey Epstein, a convicted sex offender. The vice-president attempted to shift blame to President Biden, claiming he has done nothing to address the issue, amidst growing criticism.

Source: JD Vance’s attempt to link Democrats to Epstein renews calls to ‘release the files’ (theguardian.com)

“Fish court's in session; the gavel's a fin.”

A federal judge in Hawaii has declared commercial fishing illegal in the Pacific Islands Heritage marine national monument. This ruling, made by Judge Micah WJ Smith, overturns a previous letter from April, reinforcing the protection of this federally designated area in the central Pacific Ocean.

Source: Court overrides Trump officials’ rollback and blocks fishing in Pacific Islands monument (theguardian.com)

“Do we tackle, or just swim fast?”

The Chicago Bears began their preseason by hosting the Miami Dolphins at Soldier Field. The game followed a joint practice session held earlier in the week. Key takeaways from the matchup highlight the performance of the first team and overall team readiness.

Source: Bears takeaways: What we learned in NFL preseason opener vs. Dolphins (marqueesportsnetwork.com)

“Nice show, but he skipped the encore.”

Bobby Whitlock, co-founder of the band Derek and the Dominos alongside Eric Clapton, has passed away at the age of 77. His manager confirmed that he died from cancer on Sunday morning, surrounded by family.

Source: Bobby Whitlock, Derek and the Dominos founder, dies at 77 (cbsnews.com)

“Excuse me, your address is blocking my view.”

Donald Trump posted on social media demanding that homeless individuals leave Washington DC or face eviction. He reiterated his promise to deploy federal officers to arrest criminals, despite the city's violent crime rate being at a 30-year high.

Source: Trump orders homeless he passed en route to golf course to leave Washington DC (theguardian.com)

“Guess who's got the final say now?”

A judge in Hawaii has ordered a halt to commercial fishing in a protected area of the Pacific Ocean. This decision follows a challenge from environmentalists against the Trump administration's rollback of federal ocean protections, which had allowed fishing to resume recently.

Source: Fishing in vast Pacific nature area halted after judge blocks Trump order (abcnews.go.com)