“Guess Erin's into spinning classes now.”

Tropical Storm Erin has developed in the central Atlantic Ocean and is expected to strengthen, potentially becoming the first major hurricane of the Atlantic season. The National Hurricane Center reports winds of 45 mph as the storm moves northwest.

Source: Tropical Storm Erin to be Atlantic's first hurricane of 2025 with major strengthening likely (foxweather.com)

“Even David upgraded his strategy against Goliath.”

Researchers have reported that an off-the-shelf vaccine may help prevent the recurrence of pancreatic and colorectal cancers. This development is part of ongoing research into cancer vaccines, with trials being conducted by the NHS in England targeting common mutations in these cancers.

Source: Off-the-shelf vaccine shows promise in preventing cancers returning, study finds (theguardian.com)

“I thought Alaska was neutral ground, not freezing.”

German Chancellor Friedrich Merz has gathered European leaders for a summit in Alaska, insisting that Russian President Putin must agree to a ceasefire prior to any peace negotiations or discussions on territorial exchanges between Moscow and Kyiv. The leaders emphasize the need for balanced agreements.

Source: Trump to join European leaders on emergency call before Putin talks (politico.eu)

“Sorry, the gavel's all tied up in red tape.”

A federal judge in Manhattan has denied a request from the Trump administration to release grand jury transcripts related to Ghislaine Maxwell's case. The judge stated that there is no new information to disclose, despite calls for transparency regarding Jeffrey Epstein's case.

Source: Judge denies release of Ghislaine Maxwell grand jury transcripts (npr.org)

“Grieving mid-sitcom takes serious comedic timing.”

In a recent Vanity Fair interview, Jennifer Aniston revealed that the cast of 'Friends' had been grieving for Matthew Perry prior to his passing at 54. She discussed the impact of his struggles with addiction and shared complex feelings about his death.

Source: Jennifer Aniston Mourned Matthew Perry Before Death Due to Addiction (variety.com)

“Bet he was planning to skip leg day.”

The remains of Dennis 'Tink' Bell, who died in a 1959 accident in Antarctica, have been discovered in a melting glacier. Alongside his remains, ski poles, a pipe, and a watch were also found, shedding light on his tragic fall into a crevasse while working for the Falkland Islands Dependencies Survey.

Source: Antarctic glacier melt reveals remains of Briton who died in 1959 accident (theguardian.com)

“Surprisingly, Central Perk wasn’t built for closure.”

In a recent magazine profile, Jennifer Aniston opened up about her close friendships with celebrities, including Sandra Bullock. She also reflected on her past love triangle with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, and shared a statement regarding the late Matthew Perry, highlighting her personal connections and experiences.

Source: Jennifer Aniston Shares Rare Comments About 'Love Triangle' Years with Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie, Reveals Her Closest Celeb Friends, & a Statement About Matthew Perry (justjared.com)

“Even the coin toss is weighing its options.”

Shedeur Sanders took the field as the starting quarterback for the Cleveland Browns in their first preseason game. However, head coach Kevin Stefanski has not confirmed if Sanders will continue in that role for the upcoming game, stating that a decision has not yet been made.

Source: Browns not ready to name starting QB for second preseason game (nbcsports.com)

“This just in: my house is now waterfront.”

Historic flooding has caused significant damage across southeast Wisconsin, prompting several counties to declare a state of emergency. Governor Evers has authorized National Guard assistance to help affected communities, including Milwaukee and Wauwatosa, as they recover from the disaster.

Source: Southeast Wisconsin historic flooding, recovery and cleanup continues (fox6now.com)

“I miss buttons, but I admire the chaos.”

The latest iOS 26 update has introduced a new gesture for the iPhone camera switcher, leading to frustration among both professional and casual users. Apple has responded by adding a toggle in the latest developer beta, allowing users to revert to the previous interface.

Source: This iOS 26 update ruined the iPhone camera app for me - then Apple saved the day (zdnet.com)