“They said it’s a contact sport, not couture.”

Shedeur Sanders, a fifth-round rookie, made his NFL preseason debut with the Cleveland Browns, showcasing his skills and earning praise. This marks a significant milestone in his career as he steps onto the professional stage for the first time.

Source: Browns' Shedeur Sanders throws pair of TD passes, has promising preseason debut (sports.yahoo.com)

“It's just a gentle nudge, right?”

Detroit Lions safety Morice Norris was injured during a preseason game against the Atlanta Falcons. He suffered a serious head and neck injury while attempting to tackle a player and was subsequently taken off the field in an ambulance for medical attention.

Source: Lions' Morice Norris taken off field in ambulance vs. Falcons (usatoday.com)

“Finally, someone who can outplay the commercials.”

Rookie quarterback Shedeur Sanders showcased his skills in a preseason game, completing 14 of 23 passes for 138 yards and two touchdowns. His performance has sparked excitement among Browns fans, who are now advocating for him to become the starting quarterback.

Source: Browns rookie Shedeur Sanders throws two touchdown passes (nbcsports.com)

“So, is the suitcase for touchdowns or trades?”

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott expressed his surprise and concern after teammate Micah Parsons requested a trade. Prescott shared his initial reaction in a text message, emphasizing that his feelings were not directed negatively towards Parsons or the team, but rather a response to the unexpected news.

Source: Dak Prescott confident Micah Parsons will get extension: 11 is a Cowboy (nbcsports.com)

“Climbing the ladder to touchdown success.”

Shedeur Sanders, once projected as a top-five NFL draft pick, is now vying for a higher position on the Cleveland Browns' quarterback depth chart. His performance and determination will be crucial in proving his value to the team.

Source: Shedeur Sanders impresses in NFL preseason debut: Detailing how Browns rookie QB performed vs. Panthers (cbssports.com)

“It’s like Monopoly, but with more filibusters.”

Assembly Speaker Robert Rivas announced that a new congressional map favoring Democrats is expected next week. He emphasized the importance of preventing the Republican Party from gaining permanent control of the U.S. House. This follows collaboration with Texas lawmakers who left their state to oppose a GOP-led redistricting plan.

Source: California Democrats Back Newsom Plan to Redraw Congressional Maps for 2026 (kqed.org)

“Is the Diet Coke here for diplomacy too?”

A new peace agreement between Armenia and Azerbaijan, facilitated by former President Trump, marks a significant step towards resolving long-standing conflicts between the two nations. Experts suggest this deal may also provide the US with strategic leverage over Russia in the region.

Source: How Trump’s Armenia-Azerbaijan deal gives US key ‘leverage’ over Russia (nypost.com)

“To play, or not to play, indeed.”

The Cleveland Browns are set to kick off their preseason with a game against the Carolina Panthers at Bank of America Stadium. This matchup marks the culmination of over a year of anticipation, with the Browns starting their quarterback for the first time this season.

Source: Shedeur Sanders' NFL preseason debut: Live updates, highlights for Cleveland Browns vs. Carolina Panthers (cbssports.com)

“Finally, a real launch party.”

James Lovell, the commander of the Apollo 13 mission, has passed away at the age of 97. He was known for his leadership during the 1970 mission, which successfully returned to Earth after an oxygen tank explosion. NASA confirmed his death in a statement.

Source: Apollo 13 moon mission leader James Lovell dies at 97 (apnews.com)

“Howdy partner, six feet still counts out here.”

Recent data from the CDC indicates a rise in Covid-19 infections across several western states. The increase is reflected in wastewater monitoring, suggesting a growing spread of the virus in these areas. Health officials are urging continued vigilance and vaccination.

Source: West coast sees highest Covid-19 levels as cases rise across US, CDC data says (theguardian.com)