“Is bread a luxury import now?”

Most of President Trump's tariffs have been implemented, imposing a 15% rate on various goods. This change has raised numerous questions about its impact on inflation and the economy, prompting frequent inquiries from the public and media about the implications of these tariffs.

Source: We get asked about tariffs all the time. Here's what we say (npr.org)

“Even the pawns have a say here.”

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy stated that Ukraine will not concede any territory to Russia, emphasizing the country's sovereignty. His comments come as U.S. and Russian leaders prepare for a summit where discussions may include potential territorial swaps to end the ongoing conflict.

Source: With summit looming, Ukraine's Zelenskyy says he won't give land to Russia (npr.org)

“Thank aliens for this hole-in-the-wall spot.”

Gobekli Tepe, an ancient archaeological site in Turkey, is challenging traditional views of civilization and attracting conspiracy theories. Tour guide Sabahattin Alkan leads visitors through the site, which is gaining attention from figures like Joe Rogan, highlighting its significance and the mysteries surrounding it.

Source: Ancient Gobekli Tepe site meets conspiracy theories (npr.org)

“Maybe checkers was the safer option.”

Lions safety Morice Norris was taken off the field in an ambulance during a preseason game against the Falcons. Following the incident, both coaches, Raheem Morris and Dan Campbell, decided to stop the game to prioritize player safety.

Source: Raheem Morris: Dan Campbell and I agreed to run out the clock after Morice Norris injury (nbcsports.com)

“We're really nailing that 28%.”

A large brush fire, known as the Canyon Fire, has burned 5,370 acres near Lake Piru, affecting both Ventura and Los Angeles Counties. As of Friday, the fire is 28% contained, and evacuation orders are currently in place for nearby residents.

Source: Canyon Fire containment grows to 28% as brush fire burns near Lake Piru (abc7.com)

“Let's settle this with a battle of bands.”

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum firmly stated that any U.S. military intervention in Mexico to combat drug cartels is 'absolutely ruled out.' This response comes after reports that former President Trump has authorized military action against drug trafficking organizations in Latin America.

Source: Mexico rejects Trump's reported military plan against Latin American drug cartels (bbc.com)

“Bet the Oscars still want their speeches.”

Filmmaker Park Chan-wook and his partner Don McKellar have been expelled from the Writers Guild of America for continuing to work during the 2023 strike. Their actions have drawn criticism amid ongoing labor disputes in the industry, highlighting tensions between creatives and guild regulations.

Source: WGA Expels Park Chan-wook & Don McKellar For Working During 2023 Strike (deadline.com)

“He solves quarterbacking like it’s algebra class.”

Cleveland Browns rookie quarterback Shedeur Sanders made his professional debut, completing 14 of 23 passes for 138 yards and two touchdowns. Despite a shaky start, he reported feeling no extra nerves during the game, which served as an unexpected shift in the team's quarterback strategy.

Source: Browns’ Shedeur Sanders throws 2 TDs, leads 3 scoring drives in preseason debut (nytimes.com)

“At least the nachos survived the third quarter.”

Detroit Lions safety Morice Norris was taken off the field in an ambulance during a preseason game against Atlanta. He received medical attention for about 20 minutes before being transported, but is reported to be in stable condition. The game was called off with 6:31 remaining.

Source: Lions-Falcons preseason game ends early after serious injury to Detroit's Morice Norris (apnews.com)

“Nurse: 'First time seeing a lion off-field?'”

Detroit Lions safety Morice Norris suffered a serious injury while tackling Atlanta Falcons running back Nathan Carter. The incident occurred during a game in Atlanta, leading both teams to decide to end the match. Norris was transported to a local hospital for treatment.

Source: Lions safety Morice Norris taken to hospital, game vs. Falcons halted (nytimes.com)