“Finally, a Mac for those with apple tastes.”

A new report suggests that Apple may release a more affordable MacBook with a starting price of $599 later this year. This follows earlier indications of the company's plans to introduce a budget-friendly laptop option, potentially appealing to a wider range of consumers.

Source: New 12.9-Inch MacBook Could Launch This Year Starting at $599 (macrumors.com)

“Who's caddying me out of reality next?”

President Trump has directed homeless individuals he encountered on his way to a golf course to vacate Washington DC. This decision follows criticism on social media regarding the presence of homeless people in the capital, as Trump aims to enhance the city's safety and aesthetics.

Source: Trump to hold press conference after ordering homeless to leave Washington DC - US politics live (theguardian.com)

“Buy low, sell lower, go green.”

Orsted, the Danish wind farm operator, experienced a significant drop in its share price, falling more than 25% in early trading on Monday. This decline follows the company's announcement of plans for a substantial financial move involving 60 billion Danish kroner, approximately $9.4 billion.

Source: Orsted shares plunge as it plans $9.4 billion rights issue (cnbc.com)

“Hope this one doesn't learn to swim.”

Palantir Technologies Inc. is experiencing significant growth, leading to a record-high valuation. Investors are optimistic but must rely on strong future performance to justify the company's current market position and stock price.

Source: Palantir’s 2,500% Run Has Bulls Scrambling to Justify Valuation (bloomberg.com)

“No, I meant 'crime statistics,' not 'graffiti tips.'”

In response to President Trump's vow to address crime and homelessness, federal agents were deployed across Washington D.C. on Sunday night. The move aims to demonstrate a strong federal presence in the city amid ongoing concerns about public safety.

Source: Federal agents spread out across D.C. amid Trump vow to crackdown on crime : NPR (npr.org)

“Manners first, then miraculous shootouts.”

In the season three finale of Gilded Age, George Russell survives a shooting due to the intervention of Dr. Kirkland. Actress Carrie Coon discusses the implications of George's survival and Bertha Russell's decisions, hinting at what fans can expect in the upcoming fourth season.

Source: Carrie Coon on Huge Price for Bertha and George (hollywoodreporter.com)

“Helmet's got a better bedside manner, anyway.”

Detroit Lions cornerback Morice Norris was hospitalized following a head injury sustained during a preseason game against the Atlanta Falcons. He was taken off the field in an ambulance but has since returned to the team's facility two days later.

Source: CB Morice Norris reportedly out of hospital, back with Lions (sports.yahoo.com)

“Blame it on those malicious Canadian birds.”

The Toronto Blue Jays secured a narrow 5-4 victory against the Los Angeles Dodgers. Despite a strong performance from the Blue Jays' pitchers, the Dodgers struggled with 10 hits and 13 walks, leading to missed opportunities, including a critical strikeout from Shohei Ohtani.

Source: Dave Roberts criticizes Shohei Ohtani after Dodgers' frustrating loss (latimes.com)

“Wealth or cake, pick one.”

The Season 3 finale of 'The Gilded Age' concludes with significant developments for the characters on Manhattan's 61st Street, particularly affecting Bertha Russell. The episode raises questions about Mr. Russell's fate and the future of his marriage, setting the stage for Season 4.

Source: What 'The Gilded Age' Season 3 finale means for Season 4 (usatoday.com)

“Nothing says forever like bulletproof vows.”

The latest episode of The Gilded Age, titled 'My Mind Is Made Up', received a 3-star rating. The season finale features key moments like Gladys's wedding and an assassination attempt on George Russell, but concludes with a lackluster ending that feels overly resolved.

Source: Season 3, Episode 8 (vulture.com)